Sexiest, Most Beautiful Vegetarians and Vegans UK

 By Captain James Tea Cook, Pirate of the Carob Bean, cook and teacher of healthy eating to small people eg children.
Sexy, Gorgeous, Beautiful Vegetarian and Vegan women in the UK

 So it be said by more than just I that vegetarians and vegans be, on the hole, sexier, more beautiful and gorgeous and altogether more delicious than there meat eating counterparts. I know podgy wrinkly old me is not a good example, so by way of evidence o my contention I offer you these women as examples of the Plantarian beauty that abounds in the UK who make me heart beat quicker, make me pockets flap and my toes wiggle. Some of them are originally from the USA but they live in Britain now and I make the rules so they are in the top 10 list.

 Julie Montagu is a Yoga teacher and is married to Lord Hinchingbrooke the next Earl of Sandwich, thus mother to next generation of sandwiches who we hope to be vegan no matter what Grandpa sandwich says.

Julie will introduce you to a number of new positions that your friends have only dreamt of and help you find muscles you didn't know existed let alone ache. If you end up walking funny after watching Lady Hinchingbrooke's new Yoga DVD then don't come crawling to me.

On an educational side note the original Lord Sandwich sponsored the trips of the explorer Captain James Cook ( who discovered Tea Tree, Ti Tree, melaleuca oil Melaleuca alternifolia) and named the Sandwich Islands in his honour.

Marina be the beautiful brains behind Cupcake Britain tempting men and women, young and old with her delicious wares based on traditional vintage flavours of great British cakes, puddings and desserts. Her cupcake / fairy cakes come in sexy finger licking great breasted tiny versions of Victoria sponge, treacle tart, chocolate pudding, lemon meringue pie, spotted dick and other baked fetish fulfilling hot fantasies.

A demon temptress, beware her culinary spells as she tantalises your taste buds leaving you begging for more. Made in Essex

Gorgeous Amy is THE Amy from Amy's Kitchen the notorious US vegetarian organic food company. Her veggie burgers got voted top of the crop by taste testers visiting the Brighton Vegfest in 2012

I be currently not talking to her until she finds a way to get her Ma and Pa to give equal rights to British Vegans and give us Vegan Pizza which is only available in the USA. I mean, what’s a pirate to do? Sail over the Atlantic and steal some? But then she does this sexy pouty lip 'don't be cross with me' thing and my knees turn to jelly and my brain melts to porridge.

Natalie from Beyond Skin takes the stripped bare naked feet of discerning celebrities and clothes them in her sexy fashion designs.

If you be having a foot fetish and feet fetishism be your thing then Natalie be your angel of fulfillment

Her shoes be sensuous, sexy, gorgeous, sometimes voluptous, sometimes just pure self indulgent pleasure, stripped naked exhibitionism

Go to Tibits and eat your heart out Miss McCartney, this amazing lady has feet all sewn up.

I'll leave you to complete the rest o the top 10 list of gorgeous veggie women lest I be getting into serious bother for leaving someone out what deserves to be in the list and don't be.

Capt JamesTea Cook visits Beaulieu Village Primary School, Beaulieu, Hampshire

Capt James Tea Cook visits Beaulieu Village Primary School, Beaulieu, Hampshire

Captain James Tea Cook, Pirate O The Carob Bean Cooking Class for Kids

Pirate O' The Carob Bean Captain James Tea Cook, cooks up a 5 a Day Rainbow Vegetable Pan Cake

With chickens in the Kitchen, vegan vegetarian recipe





Captain James Cook will be running childrens healthy cooking workshops at  Bristol Vegfest

Most Important Fish Endangered

[Source: Pew Environment Group]

Most sensible omega 3 alternative for human consumption would be  from sustainably farmed algae  - see V Pure

The Origins of Marmite Discovered by Captain Cook

The Origins Of Marmite By Captain James Tea Cook -  Pirate of the Carob Bean

Captain James Tea Cook

AHOY there! Here be another o' my vegdumacation blogs ! I know you be waitin wi' baited breath so let me hold you in shivering anticipated suspendered animalation not a moment longer!

A little known fact be that one o my great ancestors, Captain James Cook, who was fair fond o aboriginals and their practices, discovered what we take fer granted as Marmite on one of his trips to Botany bay in Australia.

Much is documented about his 1772 'discovery' of the magical medicinal Tea Tree Oil even though the aborigines already knew where it was, what it was, how it could be used medicinally and why it be good for you.

Marmitine Tree- delicious sap

Far less is recounted about Captain James Cook's discovery of Marmite which ended up being such a hoo ha and a blighted stain on Australian history books. Used by Aboriginals to make dull food, like snake's brain and weird green vegetables, taste nice and to ward off mosquitos, the sap of The Marmitine tree was revered and traded like gold, worth more than it's weight in Rum.

The salty sea dogs what purported to arrange themselves as Captain Cook's crew fell on the sap with unfettered voracious lust. They just couldn't get enough o the stuff that made even the ship's hard tack biscuits taste good, with or without weevils!

Very soon every Marmitine tree in Australia had been raped, pillaged and bled to extinction - the aborigines as you can imagine were livid which is the real reason why the Autralian Government perpetrated such heinous crimes against the continent's native people.

Despite modern food manufacturers attempts to recreate the sap and brew a similar tasting fluid the best they could come up with is 'Marmite' named after a French casserole dish.Whilst the original sap would melt every taste bud and en-trance all who tasted it, the manufactured copy, Marmite, can only claim to win half the hearts of the nation with almost as many people hating it as loving it.

Marmite - Cult Following

None the less, with no credible competition Marmite now has a cult following all over the world with not as much as a nod to the Aborigines or Captain Cook and his descendants who gorged on it to extinction

The Australian attempt at recreating the original now extinct sap, Veggiemite, is mainly patronised by a small group, though widely distributed, of back packing barmaids who originated from the suburbs of Sydney. The Austrailian Veggiemite  tastes like it's been made with a sweet Norweigian cheese called Gjetost which leaves one with undoubtable conclusion that they should have got some original Aborigines to help make it. I'm guessing though that even Aborigines don't live that long - they'd have to be 250 years old, perhaps if they went into dreamtime?

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Fish Free Friday

Vegetarian Society launch - Fish Free Friday

Aharrrgh! We see The Vegetarian Society Launched Fish Free Fridays - every day be fish free fer us, but just like meat free Mondays and One World Day everybody's gotta start somewheres!

Let us know yer favourite fish free friday recipes!